Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.
Author: Edward Steichen

Here’s a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
-Bob Hope

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
-Branch Rickey

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
-Dorothy Fulheim