Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
-Herbert Asquith

I’m sixty years of age.  That’s 16 Celsius.
-George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience.
-Author Unknown

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
-Author Unknown

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost