Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.
-George Bernard Shaw

I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it.

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.
Author: Thomas B. Aldrich