When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s
birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
- John P. Grier

If I’d known I was going to live this long (100 years),
I’d have taken better care of myself.
- Ubie Blake